It is funny ’cause it’s true!
There are a few who can argue the merits of this article as meanwhile in England there are a bunch of uglies running around!
You can just ask any of them to smile and you will have nightmares. Their sports heroes like Wayne Rooney wouldn’t get a role on Shrek and Boris Johnson (London mayor) is what parents scare their children with.
The peace and tranquility you see on people’s faces when they sleep are amazing. Some people fall asleep and they look like an angel.
I said some people…
There are times when people get a garment slightly wrong when it comes to manufacturing you get the serious wardrobe malfunctions!
I know there have been some notable instances where people have kind of “slipped” out of their clothes to reveal more than they intended, but this is not remotely the same thing.
Just look at this pair of… uhh… I have no idea what it is supposed to be.
A reaction like this can be as a result of a number of insects or multi-legged animals. The picture below is what happened when there was a bee in the car.
The photo would have been similar if there was:
…a spider in the car
…a wasp in the car
…a cockroach in the car
Creepy crawly bug things are just not everyone’s cup of tea.
The Indian people are known for great cricket, great food and ridiculous Bollywood movies. However meanwhile in India there is a lot of romance as well.
Not in the traditional sense of the word as most of us understand it though. Things happen a little differently in India.
Sadly I didn’t have an Indian friend on stand by to explain this to me. I can however just see the excitement in both their eyes as this photo was taken. You peel the banana… hold it up to her mouth… and stare at the camera with lifeless eyes. This all adds up to romance
Meanwhile in America they have realized that they need to start looking after themselves a little better. With loads of people on mobility scooters because their legs can’t support them anymore, there are some who are taking the next step to turn their lives around.
Given that first step is not a quick one… or one where you are standing up… or one where you break a sweat… you are basically just dangling your feet. Go America!
You know you have been there. That time of the night when the shots are flowing and you think someone would love a text message from you at 1h30 in the morning. This vodka tastes like that… a big oops!
The next morning you get a message back from someone you would never have texted if you weren’t inspired by what the vodka tastes like. Oops.
Orange is the New Black has captured the imagination of a global tv audience. It is a wild mix of shocking entertainment and the new twist is no different.
Titus has arrived.
The show has been plagued by a total lack of fabulousness, but that is changing right now! Titus adds his signature brand of inspirational performance to turn the whole Orange is the New Black on its head.
We will be glued to our sets in anticipation of how the drama unfolds…
In a galaxy far away… they were safe. Then they decided to come to earth and that was the real fall of the empire. This is not the definite poster for Star Wars Episode VIII, but could very well be.
The silent killer… the lurker… the supersize…
Trying to get away from the mercenaries and all around baddies is easier than ever! If they don’t issue Darth Vader’s minions with mobility scooters this will not be a fair fight.
When all of the villains look like this Star Wars Episode VIII is going to turn into a 27 minute movie. Then the heart attacks would have broken their forces completely
I am guilty of this one as one: the inspirational video on YouTube. It is so easy to jump in there and search for a huge range of different motivational videos. Some have a real impact, while others are just the same drivel you hear again and again.
This is however one can associate with. As well as it does at saying absolutely nothing, it is exactly spot on! You are supposed to find the motivation for change in you and drive it yourself. Or you can listen to a few hundred more videos that sound like this one and does exactly the same as the previous hundred: nothing.