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sleeping she looks like an angel
June 10th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

The peace and tranquility you see on people’s faces when they sleep are amazing. Some people fall asleep and they look like an angel.

I said some people…

sleeping she looks like an angel

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I want to be a tomato
June 9th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

Somewhere in your life your teacher or a parent must have told you: “You can be whatever you want to be”. I don’t think they meant being a tomato though.

But who are we to judge. As long as he/she is a happy tomato that is probably all that counts, hey?

I want to be a tomato

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This is what my car feels like in winter
June 9th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

Winter is not playing nice with us. It is freezing up everything. This morning when I got into my car, this is exactly how it felt. Maybe it will have defrosted by this afternoon, but that doesn’t help much does it?!?!

This is not fun anymore and most South African’s would agree. Those wonderful days of summer is something we often take for granted and forget about. We should DEFINITELY enjoy them more… Only another 3 odd months and then its Spring again.

This is what my car feels like in winter

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Welcome to South Africa: Where we lockup EVERYTHING
June 8th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

In South Africa we know that anything that is not locked, bolted down or in a safe, has a good chance of “disappearing”. Some people have taken this very seriously even going so far as to lock up their food.

Pizzas are very popular, especially in winter time, so remember to carry a lock with you always. You never know when your food will find a new home…

Welcome to South Africa: where we lock up EVERYTHING! 🙂

Welcome to South Africa: Where we lockup EVERYTHING

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Winter's Throne of Torture
June 8th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

Winter is hitting us hard at the moment in South Africa and we are DEFINITELY not made for this whole cold thing. Then there is Winter’s Throne of Torture…

Beware of the times when it strikes

1. Early mornings: as you struggle to wake up and tear yourself from your blankets… you need to battle the Throne of Torture
2. Late evenings: as you try to warm up under cold blankets as you are going to sleep… you need to batter the Throne of Torture

Winter's Throne of Torture

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big-old-pimpin
June 7th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

Don’t let age stand in your way. It is always a great time to make sure that your wardrobe matches your inner pimp. Go big pimpin grandpa!

big-old-pimpin

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Is Captain America dead?
June 6th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

Damn you McDonald’s! Damn you Dunkin Donuts! Look at what you have done. You made Captain America an addict and I think you might have just killed him!

Is Captain America dead?

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korea lost in translation
June 5th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

There are loads of these pictures on the net where some of the countries in the Far East just mess up the translation a little. This lost in translation problem might however have been a bit of a combination between the language barrier and just plain stupidity.

Nonetheless we would like to thank the Koreans for adding a bit of stupidity to this Friday.

korea lost in translation

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We the people shall braai!
June 5th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

No people we are not in England, Canada or the South Pole. This is South Africa. We shall braai.

We the people shall braai!

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The graceful King and Queen of the prom
June 4th, 2015 by Thys Du Plooy

There are so many couples who have graced dance floors with moves, passion and co-ordination that leaves the audience breathless. Then you get murder on the dance floor.

You know them. You’ve seen them… after you have had a few drinks you probably are them! If nothing else they do offer a joyful display that will leave you in awe.

It also becomes impossible to tear your eyes away from such a powerful display…

The graceful King and Queen of the prom

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