You know you have been there. That time of the night when the shots are flowing and you think someone would love a text message from you at 1h30 in the morning. This vodka tastes like that… a big oops!
The next morning you get a message back from someone you would never have texted if you weren’t inspired by what the vodka tastes like. Oops.
I have on a few occasions jumped a little when I saw a scary looking individual. Some do an amazing job of their body art, while others just don’t quite get the hang of it.
This lovely individual is therefore worthy of our insult of the day: “You look like something I drew with my left hand”.