It is funny ’cause it’s true!
There are a few who can argue the merits of this article as meanwhile in England there are a bunch of uglies running around!
You can just ask any of them to smile and you will have nightmares. Their sports heroes like Wayne Rooney wouldn’t get a role on Shrek and Boris Johnson (London mayor) is what parents scare their children with.
The peace and tranquility you see on people’s faces when they sleep are amazing. Some people fall asleep and they look like an angel.
I said some people…
In a galaxy far away… they were safe. Then they decided to come to earth and that was the real fall of the empire. This is not the definite poster for Star Wars Episode VIII, but could very well be.
The silent killer… the lurker… the supersize…
Trying to get away from the mercenaries and all around baddies is easier than ever! If they don’t issue Darth Vader’s minions with mobility scooters this will not be a fair fight.
When all of the villains look like this Star Wars Episode VIII is going to turn into a 27 minute movie. Then the heart attacks would have broken their forces completely
In South Africa we know that anything that is not locked, bolted down or in a safe, has a good chance of “disappearing”. Some people have taken this very seriously even going so far as to lock up their food.
Pizzas are very popular, especially in winter time, so remember to carry a lock with you always. You never know when your food will find a new home…
Welcome to South Africa: where we lock up EVERYTHING! 🙂
Damn you McDonald’s! Damn you Dunkin Donuts! Look at what you have done. You made Captain America an addict and I think you might have just killed him!
There are loads of these pictures on the net where some of the countries in the Far East just mess up the translation a little. This lost in translation problem might however have been a bit of a combination between the language barrier and just plain stupidity.
Nonetheless we would like to thank the Koreans for adding a bit of stupidity to this Friday.
No people we are not in England, Canada or the South Pole. This is South Africa. We shall braai.
Anyone who has been on a blind date can probably relate to this one. There are sometimes dates that you just wish you could get out of.
I don’t know where this restaurant is, but they are clearly trying to do their bit to save people from bad blind dates. Whether your date is just not a nice person or looks like they have had an intense battle with the ugly stuck… these guys are here for you!
I must admit that from time to time I say slightly inappropriate things. It is however always better to be honest even if some people take a little offense.
See it is all just a bit of a misunderstanding. There is just so much brutal honesty bubbling over sometimes that people misunderstand what I mean.
The same thing happens when I try to say things very clearly. People then refer to it as shouting or losing it. Why?
People try to be gangsta. Some make it. Some fail. You only know that you are truly gangsta when you are “gangsta as Pug”.
The thug life has been getting a lot of publicity over the past few years with some really amazing clips on Youtube and other channels. If you are a believer and it is the life for you, remember there is a new standard that you need to live up to.