In a galaxy far away… they were safe. Then they decided to come to earth and that was the real fall of the empire. This is not the definite poster for Star Wars Episode VIII, but could very well be.
The silent killer… the lurker… the supersize…
Trying to get away from the mercenaries and all around baddies is easier than ever! If they don’t issue Darth Vader’s minions with mobility scooters this will not be a fair fight.
When all of the villains look like this Star Wars Episode VIII is going to turn into a 27 minute movie. Then the heart attacks would have broken their forces completely
Anyone who has been on a blind date can probably relate to this one. There are sometimes dates that you just wish you could get out of.
I don’t know where this restaurant is, but they are clearly trying to do their bit to save people from bad blind dates. Whether your date is just not a nice person or looks like they have had an intense battle with the ugly stuck… these guys are here for you!
Just don’t argue. There’s no point really. Women are always right. If you doubt it, this sign shows you the way. For any married men out there, they know this is the truth and have accepted their fate. Now go where you need to go.
This is an extremely accurately calculator to work out what your Batman name is.
If you were wondering why the people in our lovely country drive the way they do, then this picture explains it plain and simple. Everyone just doesn’t have the money for the stickers to declare it on their rear-windows.
Life is so hurried these days that it is very difficult to get around to everything you want to do. That is why some of the ingenious people in Scotland do a 3 in 1 when they go cycling.
You have to get your circus act unicycle practice in, play a little dress-up for the Star Wars marathon and of course pay homage to your heritage by wearing your kilt and practicing on the pipes.
You’ve had a long day… your wife is on your case… make the best of the situation DefianceMonday style